The only thing thing that makes me excited about football season is the FOOD. There, I said it.
When you’re feeding a bunch of crazy dudes huddled around a TV, food has to be fast, easy and hearty. I appreciate these three things. It appeals to my dude sensibilities.
Bonus points are given for wings, carbs & booze. Paper towels are a must. Leave the roll. Always.
And if you’re walking into a “man cave” with food, bring some ear plugs.
DUDES. Why must you scream at the players on TV? They can’t hear YOU. I don’t understand, dudes.
What about dessert?
A cake that’s made in a big rectangular pan, covered in chocolate frosting and roasted pecans? That will do the trick. No cupcakes. No cakes shaped like footballs or helmets. A cake with their player’s number might slide, but all you really need is a huge cake. The best part is that you can see how big of a helping they serve themselves. This cake serves 8…or maybe 4 dudes who are wearing their team’s jersey.
When it comes to men and cake slices, size matters.