For some reason when I think GREEN ENERGY SHAKE, I imagine Oprah screaming it.
“Please welcome GREEEEEN ENerGYYYYY SHAAAAAAAAKE!!!!” And through the side door, the shake shuffles onto the brightly lit stage, spotlights are flashing and Oprah sweeps up the glass, pulling the straw to her mouth. She’s only supposed to take a small sip because she’s got a paragraph to read on the teleprompter, but she’s so shocked at how good it tastes, she takes an enormous gulp. There’s a pause on live TV…. and suddenly she’s rocking back and forth, raising her hands to the sky, praising this healthy concoction. It’s totally green, yet tastes sweet & refreshing! She surprised how good the dates make it! “Hallelujah,” she screams!
YOU. CAN. BLEND. KAAAAAALE!
Quick someone write a book about it, cuz it’s totally going on the book club!
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